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- Lager, 4.0%
No stupid boring haze or tropical bloody hops. Pale and crisp, with the lightest touch of malt, whatever the hell that all means. It’s a God Damn LAGER alright, let's not over think this…
Order - Pilsner, 5.0%
Crafted, as all good German-like pilsner should be, to be put away responsibly while sitting in das Biergarten un bratwurst und sauerkraut. PROST Mein Bruder, trinken wir viel davon verantwortungsvoll! Ya ya ya!
Order - APA, 5.4%
This APA goes down as easily as the US removes political leaders of resource-rich third-world countries. While you probably don’t agree with Uncle Sam’s geopolitics… One thing that is undeniable - they grow damn good hops! And thankfully, unlike America’s unquenchable thirst for oil, this horticultural niche doesn’t require a regime change.
Order - Hazy Pale Ale, 5.0%
What do we really need to tell you about a hazy pale ale at this point? Blah blah blah blah. Something something. Words about this beer. Blah blah blah. Hops and malt and etc etc etc. Mmmmm yummy beer, yes I want to drink it responsibly mmmm.
Order - IPA, 6.4%
A clash of hops from the US and Aotearoa, like a nuclear submarine in the Pacific. An explosion of flavor that’ll shock you and leave your palate completely uninhabitable for the next 10,000 years. Think grapefruit, orange, pineapple, and a smooth bitter finish. Boom!
Order - Four Play
Who doesn't love four play?
All four of our core range bangers at a discounted price just for you!
A can of Pilsner (5.0%), a can of Lager (4.0%), a can of APA (5.4%), and a can of Hazy Pale Ale (5.0%). Drink all four at once (not that we recommend this, please drink responsibly and in moderation...) and I'm sure you'll end up in the mood for something!?
Order - SIXY MF
Who doesn't love a sixy MF?
All FOUR of our iconic core range beers, along with one mystery seasonal, at a discounted price just for you!
A can of Lager (4.0%), a can of Pilsner (5.0%), a can of APA (5.4%), Hazy Pale Ale (5.0%), IPA (6.4%), and a can of a mystery seasonal (4.2%-7.0%). Drink all SIX at once (not that we recommend this, please drink responsibly and in moderation...) and I'm sure you'll end up finding your own SIXY MF!
Order - Hazy #13, 6.5%
The award-winning Hazy #13 was so fricking unbelievably great we had to bring it back! The big hitters Nectaron, Mosaic and Centennial, Juicy AF but with a solid bitterness.
Order - NZIPA #1, 7.0%
Just when you thought having a series of barely changing Hazy IPA’s and barely changing WCIPAs was enough… Let us introduce you to the first in an unmissable series of barely changing NZIPA’s! We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, we could do what everyone else does and name everything with stupid fucking puns. But honestly, we respect you more than that. Taiheke, Rakau, Nelson Sauvin and Motueka. We love you, enjoy!
Order - Fresh Hop XPA, 4.20%
You may have noticed that, unlike the last two years, this fresh hop beer has no reference to PORK. And we’ve all got @abandonedbrewerysupportscrime to thank for that. We had absolutely no idea that employing Aotearoa's most notorious vandal could, in any way, shape, or form, be supporting crime. @abandonedbrewerysupportscrime has shown us the error of our ways! And we will be eternally grateful for that.
Because we’re so so deeply ashamed of our actions and so so so sorry for all the harm we have caused, this year's Fresh Hop is a form of repentance. The cleansing properties of an Xtra Pale Ale, paired with Freestyle Hops’ finest Riwaka, will exorcise any evil spirits, purify the soul and help us all avoid eternal damnation! And if this beer isn’t enough to satiate your desire for public self-flagellation, we’ve even fired our General Manager who endorsed the idea of collaborating with the lawless wrongdoer PORKSTA in the first place…All it took was one brave soul speaking out to show us our sinful ways. Thank you so much @abandonedbrewerysupportscrime, you’re the reason this beer exists. In @abandonedbrewerysupportscrime’s name, amen.
Order - Red IPA, 5.5%
Autumn drink? spring beer? The truth is that time is meaningless. Drink Red IPA at 10 am on a Tuesday in February, Big toffee malt richness with citrus hop bite to back it up.
Order - NZIPA, 7.0%
If there’s one thing Aotearoa does as well as growing weed it’s growing fucking unreal hops. We decided to combine the two by smoking as much weed as we could handle then brainstorming the unique combination of Riwaka, Motueka and NZ Cascade that went into this.
Order - Berliner Weisse, 4.20%
Du Narr, du hast das wirklich übersetzen lassen, um herauszufinden, was wir über dieses Bier gesagt haben! Verdammt, es muss wehtun, wenn man ihn wie einen Trottel aussehen lässt. Aber wenn Sie tatsächlich Deutsch sprechen, entschuldigen wir uns und Sie sind offensichtlich kein Dummkopf und wir lieben Sie und Ihre Kultur. Deshalb haben wir dieses Bier gemacht. Jawohl!
Order - Stout, 5.0%
A classic oatmeal stout dry hopped to fuck with the finest US-grown Amarillo. Big Orange-citrus hop character, robust bitterness, classic coffee and cocoa.
Order - REEB Trucker
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Order - The Hutt Trucker
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Order - A Trucker
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Order - Porirua Trucker
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Order - A Cap
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Order - REEB Cap
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Order - The Hutt Cap
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Order - Porirua Cap
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