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- FOUR SKIN
Don't want to buy beers with bears on the cans? We've got just the thing for you!
Introducing Abandoned Brewery's Four Skin! Four of our best seasonal, small batch, artisan, boutique, limited edition releases in one package.
A can of Japanese Black Lager (6.5%), a can of Hazy #13 (6.5%), a can of Stout (5.0%), and a can of WCIPA 1 (6.66%)! Wrap your mouth round this deal!
Order - REEB Trucker
Save yourself (or your mate or your lover) a trip to Turkey, cover that bald spot up with an Official Abandoned Brewery Hat!!
Just like the Abandoned Caps, but with mesh on the back, to keep your fat head cool all summer long!
Order - The Hutt Trucker
Save yourself (or your mate or your lover) a trip to Turkey, cover that bald spot up with an Official Abandoned Brewery Hat!!
Just like the Abandoned Caps, but with mesh on the back, to keep your fat head cool all summer long!
Order - A Trucker
Save yourself (or your mate or your lover) a trip to Turkey, cover that bald spot up with an Official Abandoned Brewery Hat!!
Just like the Abandoned Caps, but with mesh on the back, to keep your fat head cool all summer long!
Order - Porirua Trucker
Save yourself (or your mate or your lover) a trip to Turkey, cover that bald spot up with an Official Abandoned Brewery Hat!!
Just like the Abandoned Caps, but with mesh on the back, to keep your fat head cool all summer long!
Order - A Cap
Save yourself (or your mate or your lover) a trip to Turkey, cover that bald spot up with an Official Abandoned Brewery Hat!!
Order - REEB Cap
Save yourself (or your mate or your lover) a trip to Turkey, cover that bald spot up with an Official Abandoned Brewery Hat!!
Order - The Hutt Cap
Save yourself (or your mate or your lover) a trip to Turkey, cover that bald spot up with an Official Abandoned Brewery Hat!!
Order - Porirua Cap
Save yourself (or your mate or your lover) a trip to Turkey, cover that bald spot up with an Official Abandoned Brewery Hat!!
Order - SIXY MF
Who doesn't love a sixy MF?
All six of our iconic bear beers range at a discounted price just for you!
A can of Lager (4.0%), a can of Pilsner (5.0%), a can of APA (5.4%), Hazy Pale Ale (5.0%), IPA (6.4%), and a can of Petone Draught (3.9%). Drink all SIX at once (not that we recommend this, please drink responsibly and in moderation...) and I'm sure you'll end up finding your own SIXY MF!
Order - Stout, 5.0%
A classic oatmeal stout dry hopped to fuck with the finest US-grown Amarillo. Big Orange-citrus hop character, robust bitterness, classic coffee and cocoa.
Order - Petone Draught, 3.9%
Get teary eye’d thinking about the fact you were born too late to enjoy the Six o'clock swill? Well Abandoned Brewery has the perfect beer for you and your mates to accurately recreate it in the comfort of your own home. And just like your forebears - logout of Teams and drink as many of these beers as you responsibly can until the clock strikes 6 pm, beauty!
Order - Japanese Black Lager, 6.5%
Has your cooling unit ever fucked out so badly that it made a beer more delicious? Is this a real style of beer? I don’t know, why’re you asking us? It’s got a bunch of rice in it, fermented cold, black, and delivered in a Toyata. What else would we call it!? 干杯!!
Order - IPA, 6.4%
A clash of hops from the US and Aotearoa, like a nuclear submarine in the Pacific. An explosion of flavor that’ll shock you and leave your pallet completely uninhabitable for the next 10,000 years. Think grapefruit, orange, pineapple, and a smooth bitter finish. Boom!
Order - Four Play
Who doesn't love four play?
All four of our core range bangers at a discounted price just for you!
A can of Lager (4.0%), a can of Pilsner (5.0%), a can of APA (5.4%), and a can of Hazy Pale Ale (5.0%). Drink all four at once (not that we recommend this, please drink responsibly and in moderation...) and I'm sure you'll end up in the mood for something!?
Order - Hazy Pale Ale, 5.0%
What do we really need to tell you about a hazy pale ale at this point? Blah blah blah blah. Something something. Words about this beer. Blah blah blah. Hops and malt and etc etc etc. Mmmmm yummy beer, yes I want to drink it mmmm.
Order - APA, 5.4%
Goes down as easily as the US removes political leaders of resource-rich third-world countries. Just like a Weapon Of Mass Destruction, the perfect excuse to invade the pub with your closest allies. The perfect beer to destabilise the relationship with your significant other by going out and drinking this when it’s probably a pretty bad idea in the long term.
Order - Pilsner, 5.0%
Crafted, as all good German-like pilsner should be, to be necked in responsibly large quantities while sitting in das Biergarten un bratwurst und sauerkraut. PROST Mein Bruder, trinken wir viel davon verantwortungsvoll! Ya ya ya!
Order - Lager, 4.0%
No stupid boring haze or tropical gosh darn hops. Pale, crisp, with the lightest touch of malt, whatever the fuck that all means. It’s a freaking LAGER alright, let's not over think this…
Order - Hazy #13, 6.5%
The award-winning Hazy #13 was so fricking unbelievably great we had to bring it back! The big hitters Nectaron, Mosaic and Centennial, Juicy AF but with a solid bitterness.
Order - West Coast IPA, 7.0%
Don’t get too comfortable with the bright crisp malt, pine and grapefruit because this thing will smash you in the face with a fistful of bitterness. Courtesy of Centennial, Chinook, Amarillo and Mosaic.
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