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- Fresh Hop Hazy Pale Ale, 5.0%
I love you PORK Fresh Hop Pilsner, you all said. And to that we say, fuck you our loyal and dedicated customers!, Abandoned Brewery has never and will NEVER listen to consumer feedback, and that’s an Abandoned Brewery™ promise!
Along with the compulsory PORK vandalism we’ve loaded up this hazy pale ale with a fucking absurd amount of Superdelic Fresh Hops! Let waves of hoppy stuff wash over you as you get angrier and angrier about us collaborating with NZ’s most notorious vandal.
Order - Pilsner, 5.0%
Crafted, as all good German-like pilsner should be, to be necked in responsibly large quantities while sitting in das Biergarten un bratwurst und sauerkraut. PROST Mein Bruder, trinken wir viel davon verantwortungsvoll! Ya ya ya!
Order - Lager, 4.0%
No stupid boring haze or tropical gosh darn hops. Pale, crisp, with the lightest touch of malt, whatever the fuck that all means. It’s a freaking LAGER alright, let's not over think this…
Order - West Coast IPA, 7.0%
Don’t get too comfortable with the bright crisp malt, pine and grapefruit because this thing will smash you in the face with a fistful of bitterness. Courtesy of Centennial, Chinook, Amarillo and Mosaic.
Order - Hazy #18, 6.5%
How the f@#k could we follow up something as good as Hazy #17 you ask!? Well by changing things ever so slightly again and hoping that it works! This time we’ve gone with Centennial, Kohatu and Columbus.
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Order - Pink Lemonade Sour, 4.20%
The perfect beer when you want something that tastes “nothing like a f@$king beer!?” according to your uncle. Pours a strange pink colour and tastes like you f%#ked up making raspberry lemonade by leaving out the sugar. Nearly the best pink thing you'll ever put in your mouth.
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